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February
Mile In Bella’s shoes
I love to run. It’s an absolute stress reliever and a great challenge. Currently my mile time is a mediocre 4:38. Due to a recent health issue, I haven’t been able to run like I want to and drop my time down to meet my goal. So when Bella told me she had to run the mile for P.E., I had no problem volunteering myself to do it for her.
“I could just put on a red wig and run it for you.”
“What happens when you pass by and they realize you’re much taller?” inquired Stella.
“Man, I’ll be going so fast it’ll just be a red blur.”
“Yeah, like they’re going to believe I ran a 4:00 mile,” doubted Bella.
“Sure they will, just say: Red Bull gives you wings!” assured Stella.
Tags: Bella, funny, running, Stella
February 26th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Just be sure to shave really well that day. I doubt they would buy Bella with stubble.
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Sir Baconator Reply:
February 27th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
I don’t know. Have you seen Bella? Just kidding. But really. You should see. haha
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February 26th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Kari has a point! You should definitely shave… your legs too if you are really thinking about this.
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Sir Baconator Reply:
February 27th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
This will not happen (again) or maybe. I am awful full of fiesta.
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February 26th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
But does Red Bull give you an Adam’s apple too?
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Sir Baconator Reply:
February 27th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I actually was going to tape my adams apple back and just wear a turtle neck.
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