Kathie Lee And Hoda Kotb
A friend who happens to be an NBC executive was telling me how Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb received an hour long talk show that concluded the Today Show. He told it like this:
I was in a high stakes poker game when my opponent said,
“If you lose this hand, you have to give Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb and entire hour to talk about any bullshit they want to at the end of The Today Show.”
I responded with a counter-wager.
“And if you lose, you have to find out what’s going on in Al Roker’s neck of the woods.”
I knew what I had gotten myself in to. I know no one wants to listen to Kathie Lee make stupid comments and Hoda talk about puppies. The other wager was pretty bad too.
In the end I only had two pair to his full house. I was devastated. Now Kathie Lee and Hoda have a talk show where anything that pops into their mind they just blurt out.
Although I wanted to beat him with a child’s rocking chair, I just kicked him out. Then shouted,
“How dare you subject America to that!”
I slammed my door and poured a pint.
May 19th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
*poke* *poke* Anybody home over here?
I simply can’t comment while thinking of Kathie Lee Gifford. She scares me.
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June 11th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
No. Nobody is home.
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